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A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.
-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.
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Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.
Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*
Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.
Jet nunchucks are very fun :)
When having anal sex with a girl, as her ass is up in the air and her face buried in a pillow you pull out. Upon pulling out the condom it is pinched by her asshole and pulled almost completely off, tethering your cock to her sphincter, resembling half a pair of nunchucks
Bro after I fucked Amber in the ass I tried to pull out and ended up getting a himilayan nunchuck
Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.
My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!
When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion
The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck
When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.
My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck