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Short for "pre-nuptial". It is a document that you get BEFORE marriage. It exists for the purpose of protecting you in case of divorce.
It is for this reason that only fools don't get a pre-nup. Pre-nups are created to protect major assets such as a house or anything that gives you a lot of money. Pre-nups make it so that your wife doesn't take everything from you, including your testicles, in the event of a divorce (and with a 60%+ divorce rate, that's a pretty likely event).
Unfortunately, there are many courts who just throws out the pre-nups. Usually for any reasons too. They might throw it out because your kids are staying with the wife (and trust me, they will be awarded to her) or because you're successful or just because she's a lazy bitch who refuses to find a job. And if the court doesn't do it for the previous reasons, she can just make a false claim of abuse or just a fear of it. After all, they won't question her on it.
While pre-nups do get thrown out a lot, many courts also respect it. So just get the damn pre-nup. What do you have to lose? Besides protecting you, it will also reveal a lot about your wife if she refuses to sign it. If you're one of the fools who think your wife-to-be would just want a quiet divorce, then I hope you're not bitter when you takes you for everything you worked for your whole life.
It's funny, but a few decades ago, pre-nuptials were made to protect women against men in case of divorce.
It's ironic that men are the ones who want a pre-nup the most now.
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Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce.
Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.
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a young child that is bound to heroin addiction
god damn look at that ol nup puppy over in west point next time you pay a visit
Syntax challenged Hip Hop vernacular for "what is up?"
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A name for a girls vagina, sometimes known as a "Ghetto Vagina". Used to describe a hot girl, a skanky girl, a ugly girl or any girl in general.
Jay: (At spiderman play) Look at that girl!!
Kay: CUMP NUP!!!
Jay: Right dawwg
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a saying to imply disgust.
originating from the term "oh-no", "aw nup" was first run by Hugh "gross-head on you" McKenzie, son of Tekka. This was then spread by a Mandurah acquantiance to the plebian community.
"aw nup, golla you did run the BIG EASY did you."
"aw nup i just shelved"
"have you seen paul macgilvrays jaw? AW NUP"
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Essentially means no sense. It's an Australian kids term, where the first two words are obviously nonsense. See nup.
I will accept no pinterness, wuddlety, nup.
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