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Person 1: “Can you please say something other than fucking nonsense?”
Person 2: “Nut.”
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A nut is a fruit composed of an inedible hard shell and a seed, which is generally edible. In general usage and in a culinary sense, a wide variety of dried seeds are called nuts, but in a botanical context "nut" implies that the shell does not open to release the seed (indehiscent). The translation of "nut" in certain languages frequently requires paraphrases, as the word is ambiguous.
Hahaha I have made the best nut roast ever! No one can defeat my culinary skills!
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Nut is a word that start with N, end with T and have U in the middle
AAAAAAAAA!!! Nut!
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Typical lacrosse term meaning the ball.
"Pass the nut bro! alright next time next time."
or
"bros dont take other bros nuts"
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When a woman is on top of a man during the act of anal sex, and she farts and tries to pretend it didn't happen. Also applies to men engaged in anal sex.
man and woman in bed, woman on top doing anal sex
Man: Oh, yeah, this is so good, bitch!
Woman: OOOOOOOOooooo yeah, I like it too. fart
Man: ...Did you just fart on my dick?
Woman: No baby, no keep going.
Man: Ahh, hell no. You just nutted all over me!
Woman: What? I didn't nut!
Man: Get off me!
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The act of being beaten in a competition so badly that it feels as if one has been viciously raped and dominated sexually.
Wow, I got beat 20-0. I got nutted.
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A fruit composed of a hard shell and seed.
Not ejaculation you fucking morons.
"A wild almond is a nut which contains trace amounts of cyanide."
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