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The solution to every problem ever in the history of creation.
Works for lamps, television, and internet connection.
"The baby's dead."
"Did you try turning it Off and On?"
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On the Off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don't know how to spell "occasion" OR are just a lazy fucker. I am too
"Hey! do you listen to Kendrick?"
"On the off"
OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??
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to slay, to kill, to murder, to take ones life
Gerald ratted to the cops about a biker cult dealing in methamphetamine. The very next day Gerald got offed by the very same bikers.
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Oh For Fuck's Sake! OFFS is an acronym, mostly used online and in text lingo, that you can also sound out phonetically I suppose, but it's probably best just to use it in writing, text, online, etc. If you say it out loud, go ahead and say the whole thing. An exclamation that requires reference to more sake, or at least a different flavor of sake, than what good old Saint Pete can provide and, presumably, not as much sake as the Xtian messiah would rate. If we're going to blaspheme and invoke a holy sake, let's drop an F-bomb in there for emphasis. Related idioms: "Here we go again." "You've got to be shitting me!" and "Fercryinoutloud!"
OFFS, look at what Bartholomew is doing now, the poor guy is wearing his white coveralls after Labor Day! It's a rural fashion crime.
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v. To knock-off someone.
See also whack
Benito stole another of my bitches so I'm gonna off that mothercunter pimp !
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Beyond its used-by-date.
When something has expired.
"This milk is chewy, i think its off"
"That chicks pussy smelled like John West, i think she was off"
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