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Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019


Oatmeals

The color of old granny panties

Marge's oatmeals were showing the other day.

by Big John Redcorn April 18, 2016


oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009


oatmeal

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 24, 2003


Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

by The Mail Man has men May 06, 2020


Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 07, 2019


Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019