An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.
Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.
The feeling one gets when they call tech support/customer service and cannot understand the person on the other end of the line due to a heavy accent
Person: Hello. Can you help me with a problem i'm having on my new computer?
Tech Support: O ye ve kan hep yoo.
Person: What?
Tech Support: Isay ve ka nhep oo.
Person: I'm feeling some major homeland obscurity right now. Bye.
4๐ 6๐
Indie Obscurity Laws (also known as IOLs) are the laws that help indie kids choose their music.
1. Band must be heard of by NOBODY.
2. When heard of by - even by just one person - they are considered mainstream and no good.
3. If ever played on the radio, the band is no longer indie and must be called "overplayed" or "overrated".
4. Must have a ridiculous name (preferably something foreign) like Leidaek, or The Fisher's Leaf, or even Killing All Pigeons.
5. Does not have to be real music. Can be random videogame noises and mumbling.
6. Anybody who doesn't follow these strict laws, has awful, mainstream, commercialized music taste.
Person: Oh, yeah. I like Metro Station, Forever the Sickest Kids, and Owl City.
Indie: Omg. Ur music taste is the most overplayed, unoriginal, crappy taste ever. Go die in a hole or listen to some decent music like -insert indie band name here-.
Person: Wow. You must follow the Indie Obscurity Laws religously.
Indie: Hellz yeah. God forbid me listen to the mainstream crap that you listen to. Idiot.
50๐ 20๐
Blue Text: I have now made "obscurity after being" blue text!
8๐ 15๐
A group of five words. They are all from the Indo-European English language, which diffused primarily from the growth of the British Empire, international jobs with this language, and it being a common trade language. This phrase specifically means that, supposedly a noun, has vanished or disappeared into the state of being unknown both literally and figuratively.
person 1: yo, what does watermelon sugar mean?
person 2: i don't know. it faded into obscurity after being banned by BOFA
person 1: huh?
person 2: BOFA DEEZ FUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUF
101๐ 9๐
NJIINFeif inIDV IENI FAFS IBAG HAHA BLUE TEXT LMAO
faded into obscurity after being LMAO
17๐ 18๐
a metal cd, that is obscure. (obviously). generally nery extreme, yes by a lesser death/black metal band that nobody's ever heard of.
the new cradle of filth album is definately not an obscure metal cd.
3๐ 6๐