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Designated Observer

When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.

A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.

by therealbrofessor February 22, 2010


Kurious Observer

A photography/videography brand owned and pioneered by the author and poet, Michael Bassey Johnson. Founded in 2021, its mission has been an odd one: to dive in deep, learn about and celebrate Nature, creating an awareness of its beauty and magnificence irrespective of country, gender, race, age, and geography.

Person 1: Could you remind me of that line from the Kurious Observer Video footage?

Person 2: “Spontaneous moments in Nature captured and brought to you by Kurious Observer.”

Person 1: When did Michael Bassey Johnson start the Kurious Observer vlog?

Person 2: In February 2021, when he published the book, “Song of a Nature Lover.”

Person 1: How many people are in the Kurious Observer team?

Person 2: There are no members yet.

Person 1: What or Who is a Kurious Observer?

Person 2: It is not a person, but an idea. And It stands for highly observant people. People who trust and see the beauty in nature.

Person 1: Where can I purchase Kurious Observer products?

Person 2: Redbubble

Person 1: Is there a blog or website for Kurious Observer?

Person 2: Yes.

by Agency33 March 24, 2022


lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

by ilovechrisandme January 20, 2012


The Observer Effect

The act of looking at something changes it – an effect that holds true for people, animals, atoms, and even the particles that are, electrons and photons.

Kevin Usilton states, “The observer effect, however, is twofold. Observing changes what occurs, but observing also changes our perceptions of what occurs. Therefore, not observing something allows for infinite possibilities at the very same exact moment in time and space. Yet, as soon as we look at something, the infinite collapses into one exact thing -or- outcome. This is true for past, present and future once it is observed.”

by Sir William B. Penn December 22, 2021


observant stoner

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

by Kendra Wheatley January 13, 2010


observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

by psychoesthesiac July 9, 2010


observable universe

The universe is, give or take, around 13.8 billion years old, and therefore the furthest objects we can see are 13.7 billion light years away. However the universe is forever expanding and therefore by the time we see the object, it has already moved billions of light years away, making the sphere of the observable universe (technically) larger than 13.7 billion light years in radius. The actual size of the observable universe is closer to 46.6 billion light years in radius, due to all the expansion and contains over 2 trillion galaxies. Everywhere in the universe has a point such as this, as our universe is theoretically infinite.

The observable universe contain all that we can know of about the cosmos at this very moment. Despite all we know, however, life itself, sentient or otherwise, has only been confirmed to exist on Sol III, otherwise known as good old planet Earth!

by Rhys0806 October 30, 2017

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