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people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically
Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th
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Slap people with a name that starts with c
October 29th
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national kick the shit out of your lightest friend day
john: hey tony it’s october 29th. you know what that means.
john: *snaps tony like a fucking twig*
National hold hands with your crush day
Hey bae holding hands with you because it's October 29th
A day where everyone gets a one time n-word pass
Black Guy- Ay its the october 29th
White Guy - Aight my Niggaa
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On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy
October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer
This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.
Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!
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