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National food day. Eat as much food as you can!! Food is the best thing in the world so why not make a whole day all about food ?!
National Food day; October 5th
Today is national food day ! I’m gonna sit around and eat goldfish ;)
What would we do without food ?!
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Guy: hey it’s October 5th
Girl: oh right *sends nudes*
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National sans day. a whole day when you speak like sans
person 1 - hello
person 2 - ua du ada dua du
person 1 - oh right its october 5th
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International blowjob day.
Ladies this is the day you suck that dick in the most passionate way until he cums, and if he wants another round, you suck that dick again
5 October is the International blowjob day
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the day in which the Mason White 8th grade team absolutely demolishes Ridge and there record comes too 2-4, putting them on track to end the season 4-4
yo it’s october 5, why aren’t you happy?
because mason is gonna destroy us
National give your boyfriend balls today
Person 1: hey, it’s October 5th
Person 2: so?
Person 1: you have to give me your balls today