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Used by Thor Odinson, God of Thunder.
Meanings:
What The F*ck
Holy.. Sh*t
Great Scott
Oh Wow
Great Movie
By Odin's Beard That was a great movie
*Swerves to miss a dear in the road* By Odin's Beard is everyone alright?
Great Sex
By Odin's Beard... BEST.. SEX..EVER...
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noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).
"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"
Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."
"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."
"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."
The act of using a plunger as a dildo
Give her a dirty odin. She'll love it
Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor
Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.
When you invoke Odin's Beard you shout "I invoke Odin's Beard!" out of sheer frustration at a situation you can do little to nothing to solve. You then refuse to shave until said situation is resolved. The longer the problem is unsolved, the longer your beard gets. In some cases you end up not shaving for months, even years, thereby growing a beard rivalling mighty Odin
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
Colonel Gaddafi is pissing me off! I invoke Odin's Beard until someone ousts that motherfucker!
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The form of recovery sleep you get when you smoke marijuana and take Melatonin/ZMA/Sleeping Pills.
Comes from the Norse God Odin, who entered Odin Sleep when recovering from mortal wounds.
I worked out 9 days in a row, I need some Odin Sleep!
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Odin-Allain is not just a guy, he's a deity.
Some say he's the most handsome guy in the universe and he knows that.
His overwhelming pressence makes him stand out of the crowd.
His friends know to keep him close just to say "I know Odin-Allain"
Who's that? How do you not know Odin-Allain?
His pressence is overwhelming.
That's Odin-Allain.