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The process you go through when trying to get a girl who dusnt want sex to sleep with you.
"awww mate, you tapped that bird yet?"
"nah mate, im on the nobstickle course"
when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.
person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
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Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it
What might be good for one situation/person might not be good for another.
'I really like rock music, but it's horses for courses.'
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George Bush's response to any question about the Iraq war, social security problems, or political question.
Interviewer: Sir, what do you plan on doing with Social Security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about social security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: How are you gonna handle inflation?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about your approval ratings?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: When are you going to pull out of Iraq?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: But sir.... that doesn't make any sense!
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: Are you messing with me?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Stay The Course! STAY THE COURSE!!!!!!!
Social Security: Ya, Bush is a bit tired; he needs a bananna... one sec....
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Now what were you saying?
Interviewer: Stay the Course?
Bush: YES!!!!!! EXACTLY! Now ya gotta it!
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A British version of the Spanish phrase "Mañana"; theoretically, it means "soon, very soon"; whereas in fact, everyone knows that using the phrase is passive-aggressive English code for "You will die of old age before this ever gets done."
The British government announced that they would fill the vacancy of Independent Adviser on Ministerial Standards, "in due course." The journalists smiled wryly, knowing this meant the post would be left vacant for months, or even years on end.
The act of doing something that you know you'll regret for the rest of your life just in order to see someone.
Person 1 - Yo, did ya hear what the in-bred did?
Person 2 - Let me guess cross coursed?
Person 1 - Yeah, what a dumbass.
A person who is completely covered with zits, resembling the surface of a Skiing Mogul Course. Running your fingers down the Mogul Course is sure going to be a rough and unpleasant ride.
Girl 1: So, are you taking Guy 1 to the prom?
Girl 2: Eeew, no way! He's such a Mogul Course, i wouldn't want to risk an injury getting in contact with him.