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The Buckeye State. One of the best states to live in, and all around best in the Union. We have 3 major cities: our Capital; Columbus (aka C-Bus, Bus Town), Cincinnati (aka the dirty/nasty Nati) and Cleveland (the Mistake by the Lake). Home to smaller cities such as; Dayton, Toledo and Akron. 1 NBA team, 1 NHL team, 1 MLS team, 2 NFL teams, 2 MLB teams. We are also home to THE Ohio State University Buckeyes, one of the largest/best universities in the country. Also home to Ohio University, which is filled with raging alcoholics that refer to themselves as "students". Most of us in Ohio, (especially us in Columbus) were born and raised with the Bucks. We bleed Scarlett & Grey. We say things like "you guys" and a drive-thru liquor store is not strange to us. It's the beach, not the shore, and pop, not soda. We are the Eastern most state in the MidWest, and have some of the friendliest people around. Ohio girls are some of the coolest/nicest you will ever meet. We are a big football state, but Lacrosse is another sport everyone plays. We play a little game called Cornhole anywhere we can. We love our corn & we love our beer. We are Ohio. The Heart of it All, and you'd be nothing without us.
Ohio Likes: Scarlett and Grey, tailgating, Cornhole, football, Lacorsse, the Buckeyes, Cedar Point, Chipotle, CommFest...
Ohio DisLikes: that team from Up North (3rd Saturday of every November...) People who do not respond immediately with "I-O" when one screams: "O-H", Buzz Kills (which pretty much includes every citizen of Michigan)
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A mysterious land with a rich history that has, for the majority of human existence, been hidden from the general public.
Human: "Have you guys ever been to Ohio? I've heard that its boring!"
Pureblood: "You don't know how much pain your words will inflict"
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The state usually known for its drugs, crime, and overall just fucking stupidity. Most people from here are cumbrains with below average IQ and they're always watching the Buckeyes play Football, which would be fine, but the team is literally the only thing entire fucking state can be proud of anymore until the team eventually fucking collapses and hits the shitter. Everyone here knows at least one person addicted to crack, heroin, fentanyl, or some other fucking drug and the Law Enforcement in some places don't give a shit.
Kid 1: "Ew, Jimmy's cum is in my Heroin."
Kid 2: "We live in Ohio. He's a cumbrain, expect that often."
Kid 1: "Goddamn it and I want Heroin without cum right fucking now or I'll shoot someone to get my money back."
Kid 2: "Are you ready to go to prison?"
Kid 1: "We live in Ohio, hell yeah I'm ready for that shit, and besides, I've already been there."
Kid 2: "Ight I'll be tryin' to get drugs around here soon, we don't get time in prison around here anyway for this shit."
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A TikTok slang word used for something crazy or weird.
*person doing something weird*
person A: "only in ohio.."
person B:" what."
A large meme that started around August 2022, about how life is in ohio. It is known to be very peculiar.
Video titles with "ohio" usually include:
Can't even sleep in ohio
Met the ohio robber
Tried escaping ohio
A popular ohio meme user is yunglimabean, a man who supposedly lives in Ohio.
"Don't be mad, there are people who live in Ohio!"
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a very pretty and diverse state, with erratic weather and generally friendly people. lots of colleges and communities surrounding them; most of them active in sports and music. one of their teams, the Buckeyes, sometimes gets confused with the Bucs, which is Florida's shitty team.
oh yeah, and when it snows... it SNOWS.
Ohio > Florida
I miss Columbus and Westerville.
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