to the oil

New Jersey term that means that someone is drunk or really high. When a car runs low on oil or doesn't have oil it doesn't function well or at all. This is how a person who is drunk acts... not functioning well or not at all!

Yo, you were to the oil last night.

Yeah, I was to the oil.

He always be to da oil.

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oil

A expression used in Moldova to describe something that feels good.

Alex: can you crack my back?
Seva: *cracks Alex back*
Alex: It's oil, thanks

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oil

Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war!

By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year!

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oil

A versatile substance that is composed of thousands of compounds, including polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs. Can be purchased with money or the murdered souls of +3000 American lives and/or 500,000 Iraqi children.

Dick Cheney pours oil on his breakfast cereal instead of milk.

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oil

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.

Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?

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oil

what the us invades you for

3rd world country: i got oil

USA: *invasion*

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oil

A thing that the us hunts for and can be used for a lot of things for exaple removing some wierd sounds from a hinge or wheel rotating.
It can also be used to make the skin smooth and shiny.
There exsists multiple types of oil for exaple coconut oil or food oil.
Some countries mine for oil and get rich of it one country that got rich of it is United Arab Emirites in the middle east where oil is most common.
oil is going up in prices as it is NOT a renwable recource.
the usa is famous for trying to get more oil, it has gotten to the point where its a "meme" on tik tok that if you find oil you need to put a spicific sound that is a old song from the usa and have the caption (or simular to) "I found oil. how long will it take for the us to find me?".

You: i found oil
US(america): A10 warthog gun burst sound BOI GIMME THAT SHI- NOW!

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