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Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.
that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.
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the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.
Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.
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When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.
That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.
when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.
sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.
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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube
"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"
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the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant
I parked my car in the alley and some bastard gave me an Escobar oil change