Oil

A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.

Female reporter: What about the oil?


Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?

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OIL

1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)

2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.

Oil that is, black gold.

And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?

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Oil

When the food you eating taste really good.

Never heard this term used anywhere outside of central Jersey.

Ayo, this cheesesteak so oil bruh

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oil

What Saddam uses to bribe all of Europe!

Saddam bribed everybody in Europe and the UN!

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Oil

One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

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Oil

A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.

Mmmmm, this pudding is good, don't you think Shaska?

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oil

Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.


To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate

He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out.

I'm oiled.

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