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free oldies

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.

jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.

by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

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golden oldie

getting a blow job from someone who is over the age of 65

man your grandma gives great golden oldies brah

by OSAMA!!!!!!! May 30, 2011

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Oldy Folk

#1Old person/Elder.

#2 A wrinkled prune.

#3 An elderly beloved pet

ex #1:
Mother: "Stop doing that to the dog!"
Child1: "Why? I'm patting her!"
Mother: "She's a baby! You would never do that to a baby!"
Child2: "No she's not, she's like 89."
Mother: "So? you would never do that to an Oldy Folk!"

by Sum Peeple September 21, 2013


free oldies

Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".

Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.

guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.

dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.

by Shenmoo June 18, 2004

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Oldie McMoldy

A person that is too old to be doing what they're doing. Usually refers to a gray haired man that is doing manual labor, and takes way too long to finish.
Can sometimes refer to a 35 yr. old that awkwardly tries to hang with the 20 yr. old college crowd.

Man, did you see how fucken SLOW Oldie McMoldy was moving those boxes in the warehouse?
I saw Oldie McMoldy peddling his bike down the street. That guy was going so slow that he actually went backwards!!

Oldie McMoldy was hitting on those hot college girls and all they did was laugh at his beer gut and balding head! HA!

by reliable January 5, 2006

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Game Oldie

An attractive middle aged woman, or group of attractive middle aged women (game oldies), who are interested in meeting younger males aged early to mid-twenties for one night stands.

"Wow lad, that old girl is checking you out. Defo a game oldie lad."

"Look at that group of old girls, defo game oldies."

by Herons July 21, 2009

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golden oldies

60s through 80s

Golden oldies music is awesome

by scullscan July 3, 2015

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