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Female masturbation. When a woman is fingering herself so fast that it looks like she is whipping some eggs.
Jennie would rather sit at home and make a finger omelet than go out to the bar and have fun.
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Take 3-4 Large raw eggs, still in the shell. Insert them into a chicks snatch. Get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or butter. Then kick the girl as hard as you can in the twat. Make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. Add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.
We were bored the other night so we whipped up a quick southern omelet.
Alex was hungry and wanted some food. So we cooked him up a southern omelet with out telling him.
vagina, southern, omelet, food, eggs, frying pan, twat, snatch, clam, pussy, yolk, egg whites, breakfast, delicacy
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This is when you pour 2-4 eggs into a willing females vagina. You are to then beat/whisk them by having rigourous intercourse till the mixture reaches yuo prefferred consistency. The female is now asked to evacuate the mixture form her vaginal cavity into a waiting bowl or preheated frying pan or skillet (I suggest the bowl). Cook and enjoy!..
Variations include:
- Adding all the fixings: peppers, ham, onions etc
- Single or dual orgasm for more flavoring
Tim: "Carl's a douche, so I made him a twat omelet with more flavor, I told him it was european recipe I was trying"
Roger: "Did he eat the whole thing?"
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A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try using a camo cough with an Astaire.
after eating his aunt's renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
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When you insert raw eggs into the girls vagina before you procede to fist them till well beaten. Then you make the girl pour the eggs in a pan and make you breakfast.
guy-"I'm hungry!!!"
girl-"Well I'm horny"
guy-"Well then lets make us a runny omelete!"
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To splatter diarrhea all over the inside of the toilet, including the under side of the seat.
After a night of cheap booze and chili dogs, I sure did create a masterpiece of a Havana Omelet in the toilet.
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