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When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.
My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.
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A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
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An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.
I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
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meaning of being, 'thick'
Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"
Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"
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When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.
We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.
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Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.
Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.
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An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.
"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.