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When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.
My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.
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A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
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An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.
I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
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meaning of being, 'thick'
Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"
Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"
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When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.
We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.
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Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.
Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.
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Slang term for a nipple on wide breast, often a manboob. The width of the tit leads to the nipple folding with half of the nipple on the top portion of the breast and half on the underside. The tip of the tit is the filling in this delicious omelette.
"Logan has big omelette nipples." -- Roman