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a disease that ridley high school carries around, very deadly to social society
bella: i’ve got the mumps
ava: that’s what you get for hanging out with ridley kids
Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast
Did you see Denise with that mump last night?
The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.
"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."
someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.
hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.