I'm fuckin' silked about the Soulja Boy show next week.
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1. To pee
"If you mess with me i'll SILK on your head"
I am gonna silk my pants!!
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When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.
last night I gave this girl a silk porpoise beacuse I had not came in like 6 months
A cat like female - a femme fatale - moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.
She weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. If she invites you to her bed, you may never wake - but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.
The Silk Assassin prizes several virtues above all others - honesty, integrity, and intelligence.
Dont fuck with her, or you'll get cut.
Fred says, "Damn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!"
Jeff replies, "Careful man, dat be some Silk Assassin. You watch yo' mouth or you gonna lose your fuck stick"
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Quite simply the best place to go to find drugs. It's hard to get to, but once you're there, every single drug imaginable is available for you to order. LSD, DMT, shrooms, ketamine, heroine, cocaine, marijuana, all only a couple of clicks away!
The site uses virtual currency called bitcoins, which are as untraceable as money can get.
It's been called the amazon.com of drugs, but that's an understatement!
Just look up silk road(anonymous marketplace) and prepare to be amazed.
"Dude, I just ordered an 1/8th of shrooms off of Silk Road for 4.5 bitcoins!"
"Sweet, brah! I just got 5 tabs of acid for a little under 10 bitcoins!"
"Most triumphant, my brother."
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The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!
Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!
I was in a nine person orgy and shot a silk arrow over five people to hit my girlfriend's chest