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Regular jackoff

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.

Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!

by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009

71πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Regular Show

It’s anything but regular, as old promos from 2010 say.

Regular Show: It’s anything but regular. Monday at 8:15, on Cartoon Network.

by You want a cookie? May 30, 2018

93πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


regular shit

It is like "forget about it" like he got locked up last night...damn regular shit. What see you doing? Smoking a blunt...you know regular shit. Someone got shot last night...regular shit. My girl cheated on me...regular shit. He found out the kid was not his...regular shit. Pretty much regular shit is shit that happens all the time and it is not a surprise.

I smoked like a 10 blunts yesterday, you know regular shit.

by Feech August 31, 2015

37πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Regular

Internet personality known for his absurd and irreverent, yet oddly sophisticated, reviews of "regular" automobiles on youtube.

I saw Mr. Regular at the cars and coffee yesterday, but was too shy to go up to him and yell "let's take it to brown town" in his face.

by Cap'n Jazz September 6, 2018


The regular show

the best show ever

1.hey want to watch the regular show
2.yessirrrrr

by amogus_impostorreal March 18, 2022

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


boys regular

The generic boys haircut.

"Hey Kevin, nice haircut. Did you ask for the boys regular?"

by Lance Andersen September 14, 2013


regular polygon

it is a closed figure with regular sides (same length)

a square is a polygon

by Fernando January 27, 2004