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It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...
Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?
Carl: My mom is dead.
Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?
Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*
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When someone calls your mom gay you gotta say my mom not gay you are
Sarah:your mom gay
Erick:my mom not gay
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Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.
Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.
Chris-My mom is dead...
Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*
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A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is
You know who else _____(action)_____
Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule
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when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.
my mom and dad called you round eye.
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when you're having passionate anal sex and you hear the garage door open so he pulls out and you shit everywhere
UGGGGHHH MY MOM'S HOME
Rachel: Why is Nate changing his pants?
Tim: He got a bit excited and his mom came home
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a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
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