DLS

Drunk & Looking to Score

That Emily girl is totally DLS!

DLS is the best state of mind.

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On the dl

To engage in an interaction, usually on a sexually basis, that involves no one but the two parties involved.

Will u meet me Aaron? Yeah, but only if we keep it on the dl.

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DL

A shortened term for "Download". Also there are DL's, DLing, and DL'd. Some refer to it as d/l.

"I need something to DL."

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DL

n. Disabled List. From sports lingo.

Jason Giambi is on the DL after Steinbrenner kicked his ASS for getting off the 'roids.

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on the dl

1. Short for "on the down low" - secret information
2. In sports (baseball), on the disabled list

1. Keep it "on the DL"
2. He was put on the DL for 30 days.

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DLS

Depressed Lesbian Syndrome

When a depressed lesbian goes to another lesbian for attention and then gets turned down.

The depressed lesbian may then use slurs like Bitch and Slut, or steal your birthday presents and give you the curse eyes while you're in the next room on the toilet.

Depressed Lesbian Syndrome is an act of upmost slutterly and even worst can result in damaging other lesbians; damaging themself the most.

THe deppressed lesbo is in a midlife crisis too soon and is incapable for it's own actions and responsiblities. She may turn to man for attention, ruining her reputation into a prostitute or hooker whore. Unlike the Depressed Fag Syndrome, DLS is the bipolar opposite. They lie, cheat and steal from everyone and everyone reflects on their sour actions and hurt the hearts of many.

Cari suffers from DLS and she needs to be treated after stealing all of those girls belongings.

DLS results not only in deaths of hooker girls, but makes Carmen Electra look good.

Those girls on DLS ruined my birthday and I'm never going to party again.

Why do the guys on DFS sleep with the girls on DLS when they seriously stole money and other things while the nice girls were simply asleep?

Why are we friending people that are on DFS and DLS they are untrustworthy?

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DLS

to tell a dirty little secret in the popular thread on the website gaiaonline.

What'd you do today?
I dlsed. Go check it out.

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