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(N.) Taken from McDonalds, a McJob is a minimum wage paying job, that requires litlle to no education that offers little or no advancement or pay. In short, the only thing High School Dropouts can get to make money. (Also, handing out flyers in front of a store with a mascot outfit on.)
Hey, Diego has a McJob, doesn't he? Wait, wait, I don't think so. Hold up. Diego could'nt have a McJob. He'd be too busy jacking off into the McFryer to be able to hold down a McJob. He's just a 28 year old bum in his mama's house. That's why he spends 16 hours a day on the internet.
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Blow job provided by an employee of a fast-food chain in order to supplement her (/his) meagre salary. The yield of this act of private enterprise may then be used to supplement the restaurant's mayo supply.
How about stepping out-back for a McJob? $30?
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a really crappy job, usually at McDonald's that pays less than minimum wage and offers no way to move up
requirements:
acne
overweight
no high school diploma
your virginity
preferred:
still lives with mom
boy: oh yeah, i heard miguel got a mcjob
girl: god, hes such a loser
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Low-grade, unstimulating blow job with few benefits and no prospects.
Currently, the dictionary definition of McJob is a low-wage, unstimulating job with few benefits. However, if McDonalds Inc are successful in their campaign to have this definition removed from the dictionary, it could be replaced with this one.
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Also spelled MC-JIHAD.
A holy war mainly waged against hashbrowns.
Abdullah waged his own personal MC-Jihad against McDonalds
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A blowjob at McDonalds, usually done in a restroom under unstanitary conditions.
Could you please supersize that Mcjob for me?
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Taken from the "Mc"-based spelling of most menu items at McDonalds (e.g. McChicken, McFlurry), a McJob is what a McDonald's employee has.
Contrary to popular definition, jobs at McDonald's are not low paying nor dead-end - from the looks of things they've really shaped up, since it's the only thing a high school or college GRADUATE can get these days. Even if you're an experienced PHP programmer, video editor, and computer technician, the best job you can get these days is "flippin' burgers" at McDonald's.
Of course, the term applies to an employee of any fast food restaurant, though the slang term now applies less to McDonald's employees, but more to farm workers, immigrants, and other people who can do nothing more than bang their chest and grunt. They get McJobs. Not McDonald's employees. ^-^
"d00d, jack has a Mcjob!"
"Does he work at McDonald's?"
"um yeah?"
"The he has a job. What do you do?"
*dusts off grass* "pick grapes!"
"You have a McJob."
"ohhhh, no i does not!!!!i!i!!11oneone"
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