beer

Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.

GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.

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beer

...because everyone needs a hobby

dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer

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Beer

Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!

Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!

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BEER

what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!

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Beer

The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

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beer

a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will

After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able

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Beer

- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.

- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...

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