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Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.
Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.
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a more polite term for a penis.
Then he showed me his love wand
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1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
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While wearing a wizard hat and you're about to cum you say, "Abracadabra," then tap her on the head with your dick twice, and blow your load in her face. After your finished you politely say, "Your wish has been granted."
After a legendary day of LARPing, I went home and gave your sister one wish from the magic wand.
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The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face
After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.
basically just talking about your man’s 🍆
“my mascara has a small wand…”
“my mascara wand is HUGE”
the sweatiest pickaxe in all of fortnite usually used by people that will never feel the touch of a woman in there whole life
yo that guy has a Star Wand run away we are not fighting him