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When you see images of opals or opals themselves and feel the need to immediately get one for yourself.
He/she/them caught a bad case of opal fever after watching blackopaldirect.
An aesthetic for a gulit tripping little bitch who likes to put sad quotes and dox pedos online for a living.
Someone's status: I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.
Friend:"You have a Opal/Novacore status."
Beautiful Trash. Trash that is disgusting but you love it.
My ball of old newspaper is opal trash.
Having butt sex and groping the persons butt while in the act.
Person 1: Oh having a Dirty Opal with her would be a blessing
Person 2: Yep
A feeling of what life would be like without one's wife, in this case personified by Opal Crankshaft, first used by Earl Pickles.
Earl: You know, Ed, I feel kind of Opal-Less.
Ed: What do you mean?
Earl: Well, that was my wife. Since you married her I miss her.
Ed: Well, without her I'd be Opal-Less myself.
Earl: Ed, I hope you never have to find out.
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A warm up exercise created by Opal Crankshaft on August 19, 2011. The idea behind it is to form yourself into an 'O' by doing the bow pose from Yoga but extending it so that you form a complete circle. This is one of the most fun exercises you can do. Opal Crankshaft loves it, and so will you.
Opal: Hey Beatrice, check out this funky new stretch! Its the called the Opal O. You'll love it!
Beatrice: The Opal O? What is it? How do you do it?
Opal: You just bend yourself into an O, see, like this. (she bends herself into an 'O') See? This is the Opal O. And when I say its a good stretch, I mean its a streeeetch!
Beatrice: (tries the Opal O) Hey! Let's show it to the kids. I bet they'll like it. They might want to try it before the next soccer game. (blows the whistle) Hey kids, come here! I got a new exercise for us to try.
Wilson: Coach Beatrice, are you kidding me? And who is that other lady? I'm not sure if we want to do this.
Beatrice: Easy, honey. This is my friend Coach Opal. She's the one who invented this. And you're gonna love it. Now, I want you all to do it ten times. (blows the whistle) Move it! MOVE IT!
Opal: (get the coach whistle from Beatrice) Come on guys, you'll love this. It helps me. Now, that's it, easy now.
Beatrice: You're right! They loved it. Its a hit! (she does the Opal O again) Great! My back feels better. The Opal O rocks!
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the best nail polish in the world and livs birthstone!!!
OMG last nite liv put on some crystal opal and all the guys wanted her!
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