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When you have anal sex with a condom, and after you nut, pull your dick out, leaving the condom hanging out of their butt.
Opossum tail: Brian was fucking Shelley in the ass, and left his condom hanging out of her ass when he nutted.
Its when you pretend to fall asleep to get someone to hurry up or to avoid sex altogether.
This guy's cast stank so bad. So, I pretended to fall asleep to get him to stop or just finish up just like a Sex Opossum.
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The awesome Opossum fucked your mother rough and dry.
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A male masterbating while hanging upside down, trying to catch the cum in his mouth on the way down.
I don't use my pull up bar for pull ups, I use it for Opossum Drops.
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1: An opossum is a marsupial from the United States. A Pasadena Opossum is presumably one from Pasadena. There are three cities in the US with this name, one in Texas, one in California and another in Maryland.
2: A character from the Crash Bandicoot series of video games. Pasadena is a tall slim female created by eccentric scientist Dr Van Clutch to compete in cart races around his theme park. Pasadena has a Texan accent and her long tail is used as a third hand. She comes across as a bit of a stereotype valley girl. It is obvious she fancies Crash, though the feeling is not mutual.
"That Pasadena Opossum is just gorgeous. I wouldn't mind going round the track with her a few times".
Seek urgent help.
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Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
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The act of catching a live opossum, then proceeding to slam it into a solid object. The tail is usually used as a point of leverage to incapacitate the animal.
Last night me and my buddy where board so we went up to my barn to go opossum slamming and there was an opossum sitting in the barn so i grabbed it by the tail and slammed it into my oak tree repeatedly. Later on I had a nice BBQ...
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