out-oppress

When people compete with others to see who can marginalise themselves from society more, by applying as many seclusionary labels to themselves as they can.

Ranjita: "I'm a black one-legged lesbian Muslim immigrant, you can't out-oppress me!"
xΔ d2-nQщo: "Well, I'm a fat depressed autistic trans nonbinary genderqueer asexual otherkin vegan anarchist PoC with disabled leg hair."
Ranjita: "I have no idea what you have just said... Do you want a medal or something?"

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Fat Oppression

Something that isn't real. Overweight people aren't 'oppressed'. If someone is bitching to you, it's because they are a asshole. Not because you are overweight. Fat people have not had to fight for equal rights, fight to get married. Fat people have never been enslaved by skinny people, they are allowed to have jobs, have kids, get married like anyone else. And if someone does give a REAL life example of when they have been oppressed, most of them are highly exaggerated. You don't hear fat oppression anywhere else besides tumblr. That's because it isn't real.

Normal weight person: Here, try some fruit salad!
Fat person: ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?! THAT IS SO FAT OPPRESSION!
Normal weight person: No! It's just this is really goo-
Fat person: TRIGGERED! IM PUTTING THIS ON MY TUMBLR!

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S oppression

These are people that have a name that start with S. These people can be anywhere in your School, House, Park, Grocery Stores, and Malls. But they are usually found in Thrift Stores. Also they are known Ivanist.

You haven't even got your permit yet Ex S oppression
You look like a mushroom Ex S oppression
Your Clothes suck Ex S oppression

oppressed emo

an emo kid who's slowly fading out of their emo phase but can't really get out. they don't go "Rawr XD" but they're so edgy

you're not emo anymore but you still kind of look like it. You're an oppressed emo.

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

White Oppression

Bullshit

"its white oppression that's ruining the world!"

"Is that Spanish for bullshit"

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peppermint oppression

The bigoted act of having homosexual sex with another man for the sole purpose of ending coitus with sperm to the face and a punch to the nose.

The act is rooted in shame and self loathing.

I cant believe my night ended with a peppermint oppression. Who gives a rim job to someone before doing that?

Marcus Bachmann gave me a peppermint oppression.

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