Opt-Off

It's gaining steam in the gay community: Instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the TSA guys. When he's finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging boner off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. Then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic sexual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the TSA agent as an unwilling sex-slave while saying "FUCK YOU" to the authority.

Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?

OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!

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urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.

See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.

I opt out

to all my fans I do my best to support and entertain you all but this has gone a bit far. You are all awesome people ❤️💛💙😀

I opt out

Co-opted

Yeah, hey, I tried to warn you but you're being a stupid collectivist bitch.

Hym "Well, if you weren't a smug, retarded, asshole and you would have listened to PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, you wouldn't have to blow smoke up you candidate's ass to manufacture enthusiasm. My thing is being entirely co-opted here."

Co-opted

divert to or use in a role different from the usual or original one

Hym "This ☝️ is what 'Co-opted' means in the context of what I said. That's what you're doing and YOU SAY YOU ARE DOING IT. In saying that 'The modern conceptualization of sanity as an internal quality is wrong.' You're effectively saying that the general consensus is wrong and that YOU are correct. That's called diverting to a role different from the original one. It marks a change in the conceptualization of sanity BROUGHT ON BY YOU SHIT-HEAD. God you motherfuckers are dumb! "

Opt

Tried looking for the definition of opt, everyone was wrong on here it an insult. what do it mean? I don't know.

Chad Chad: Bro you are such an opt!
Johnny: What do that even mean?

opt

a snitch. someone who is coming for you.

if you do something (like skipping or cheating) they will tell the teacher or friend. dont be an opt kids

Friend 1: Mrs. Smith gave me detention for skipping!!
Friend 2: damn! you got some opts