Random
Source Code
Random
Poor eyesight but when it comes to boobies and chicks.. Everything seems clear!
Jose: WOW! will you look at that boobies, happiness starts at 34B!
Stranger: ooohh.. now that's optic orb!
31👍 7👎
One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.
"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"
"Yeah, he knows his optics though."
"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."
51👍 14👎
When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.
Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
33👍 9👎
One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.
Bill: Did you see that optical retard?
Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.
8👍 2👎
Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.
I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!
a 5 foot 3 mexican who is known for quickscope montages on Modern Warfare 2. He does not accept any randoms and is not very polite.
Nice subscriber"hey predeator whats up i love your montages"
Optic Predator"another fanboy"
92👍 37👎
seeing things differently than they actually are
I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.
130👍 58👎