Home-owner

Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.

Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.

Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!

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Café Owner

-a group of people on Stan Twitter that mostly stan Alt Girl (Lana Del Rey, Marina, Lorde and Nicki Minaj) and have zero life

-a cult on stan twitter

-Stan Twitter group that loves each other and would kill someone if someone drag one of the members

dont drag a Café Owner member they will come for your throat till you deactivate

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dodge owner

Hill billy inbred retard that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can't be sold at the Walmart. Tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average IQ. Most fall just over the line of mental retardation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. If you were to ever piss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, I suggest you run a zig zag line. They cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.

Once I get off this short bus and learn to drive; I will be a dodge owner!

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ford owners

A secret gay society ran by a mount druit man.

Ford owners like to pleasure men sexually.

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subaru owner

(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns

Emily: I'm pretty sure that sign said NO u-turns.
Jenna: What a subaru owner

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Mac owner

A useless windbage that creams his pants every time he sees a shiny metal object produced by Apple. Mac owners like to ride Steve jobs dead carcass to completion.

Mac owner: wanna head to a coffee shop and sit there staring at the google homepage for 45 minutes

bike owner

A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.

That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.