oxford

1. The oldest university in the English speaking world; point of highest achievement.
If you're at Oxford U, there's no further earthly thing you could possibly want. The pinnacle of top education, the most beautiful of architecture, the coolest tutors, the grand history... etc.

2. Among the most beautiful of cities in the world.

"After having no life for all my high school years, the mad working has paid off! I'm accepted into Oxford!"
"Rich genius bastard!"

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Oxford And

Much like the Oxford comma, the oxford and is where you use too many "ands" in a sentence.

An example of the Oxford And. Much like the golden brown of her waffles and chicken and cobbler.

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oxford

rhyming slang = oxford and cambridge = boat race = face

I spotted her from across the room, she had an oxford like a bag of smashed crabs!

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oxford

Something that is extremely unfortunate or horrible.

You got dumped? That's really oxford.

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The Oxford

verb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist

"He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..."

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oxford

1-0 to the oxford boys, 1-0 to the oxford boys, 1-0 to the oxford boys.

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oxford blunt

Basically a regular blunt but using a page from a book, instead of the more traditional 'blunt-wrap'.

Person 1: Hey pal, we out of blunt-wraps?

Their Pal: Yeah, but no worries: I've got some Byron lying around. We'll have to settle for an oxford blunt