phd

For brothers on the street - Pimpin' Hos Degree

I gots myself a bunch o' bitches, and got my PhD!

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PHD

Pumpkin Head Delux- an ass beating so bad that your own mother won't recognize you. (turning your head into a pumpkin)

Person 1: "Man that nigga day day snitched on us!"
Person 2: "Aw fuck that, let's give that nigga a PHD fassst!!"

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PhD

Pimping Hoes Degree, its the degree that all pimps get to pimp whores.

I got my PhD at Pimp Universitie

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PhD

A person who is basically trapped in college for the rest of his life. PhDs are also known to talk out of their asses and give long lectures about things not relevant to real life.

I'm glad I got out of college before I got that PhD.

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PHD

During missionary position sex, the male grabs the females ankles, straightens her legs, and fans them together and apart as if he was operating a post hole digger (PHD).

After months of dating, Thad finally got his PHD from his girlfriend.

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PHD

PHD is usually confused by many people as something entirely different. A PHD is when you get a high qualification, a doctorate. It is usually mistaken for standing for 'Pretty Huge Dick'

<Shower room, Cambridge University>
Dr.Ralph: Whoa! Where'd you get your PHD?
Dr. Paedo: It was actually at this University not long ago. A proud acheivement!
Dr Ralph: Ahh, A late bloomer where you? Well I wish mine was as big!
Dr. Paedo: huh? You have one too!
Dr Ralph: Well thanks, but yours is much bigger, its huge!
Dr. Paedo: What are we talking about here?
Dr. Ralph: Your PHD...pretty huge dick?
Dr. Paedo: Oh haha! I'm afraid my poor friend that you have been misinformed. PHD is a qualification such as ours! A doctorate!
Dr. Ralph: Oh I see!!!

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phd

Originally used to describe Higher education, achieved, doctorate.

But also used to describe a...

Playa hatin' dick head.

Damn, he always jealous, he a playa hatin dickhead(phd), 4 real!

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