pmp

pointless male pride - when men refuse to accept a fact purely because they are unwilling to accept defeat and swallow their own pride

Demetrios would never call or text Sarah because of his pmp, which made him feel that he was right and she was wrong.

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pmp

pissing my pants; or peeing my pants
a way to express laughing other than lol, rofl, or lmao

Guy 1: Omg, did you watch the Hangover?
Guy 2: Yes! Dude, I was pmp.

Girl 1: lmaoo omg so funny
Girl 2: hahahaha pmp

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pmp

Pissin my pants

I laughed so hard #pmp

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pmp

pride month post, used for instagram or any social media post

did you see the amount of pmp on insta?

PMP

Sort for Pissing My Pants, and is oftenly used on snapchat

Jane: He told me to cut his grass, for free!
Frank: Omg, pmp 😂😂

PMP

pound my pussy, to fuck the shit out of your pussy, DESTROY IT

julian i want you to pmp

this boy is about to pmp later tonight

pmp

“peeing my pants” — the new lol but you’re actually laughing

“oh my god I just got hit on by a 50 year old cashier pmp”
“PMPPPP”