pon

When your trying to look up "porn" but instead type in "pon"

Fuck i just typed in pon instead of porn

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PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!

I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."

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pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.

When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.

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pon

abbreviation standing for "peace out nigga", used commonly online to introduce your departure

aight, i'm out, pon1

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Pon

A tampon

"Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go change my Pon"

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ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

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pon

An American slang term for tampon.

"Damn! The string broke offa my pon and I hadda get it out with my fingers."

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