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To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.
This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.
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P in Paul
Onk from Donk
So like Ponk
Duh
He covered his bulging ponk with a notebook as she walked by.
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'Did you see what he's done to my car?'
'Yeah, I know, what a ponk!'
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To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.
A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.
A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.
After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.
You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.
Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!
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v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"
(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!
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