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Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption

by blackmagicfrog April 14, 2022


PPD

Portable Porn Device, device you can take with you on the road, also usable to call or send a text message.

Oh no, my PPD has only 65% battery left :-( :-( :-(

by Steak Krapuul March 13, 2024


PPD

Poo Pants Dillon - When a person named Dillon has to much of a good thing even though he is allergic to it. After a short amount of time he can't contain himself.

Ian - "Damn I feel bad for QR."
Scott - "Obviously.... But why this time?"
Ian - "Dillon just smashed a plate of brownies.."
Steven - "Special Brownies?"
Ian - "No but he is allergic so he is gonna be cranky later."
Scott - "Probably shit himself multiple times, so it will be like QR has a baby.. It's the perfect relationship test right? Damn if that is the definition of PPD I don't know what is."

by DefiantRequiem July 29, 2021


ppd

pee poop diariya

"damn bro you really took a ppd at once"

by mkl ktt March 20, 2022


PPD

Professional Porn Dilemas: When a current or former professional porn star struggles with the daily tasks, requirements and needs of the porn star profession

Hey Sasha, I’m really having some PPDs today, any advice?

by Sashacinnamon October 9, 2018


PPD

The immediate descendent of God making him one himself. Has the power to heal all with nothing but a single touch.

PPD has the power to heal all

Pistol Pete saved me with his godliness by the touch of his hand”

by Anom_7463828167 November 14, 2019


PPD

PPD Stands for Post Project Depression.

When some kind of developer, artist, influencer, entrepreneur cancels his project that they're currently working on and tries to look for an idea for his next project, that's when PPD occurs. Due to having no luck in finding a new, great project idea, a person falls in a deep PPD that makes him rethink his life decisions, career.

In most cases, PPD can be cured by finding a new, unique project idea.

used in dialogue.
Jon: Hey man what's up?
Mike: I just cancelled one of my projects and now im in a deep PPD.

used in monologue.
I think this project is worthless but im scared of canceling it because of PPD

by Username070 January 28, 2021