ppms

ppms means pre or post pms. Meaning that it's an excuse for a girl to be a bitch to everybody.

Why are you being such a bitch?!" "I'm Ppmsing, bitch.

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PPMS

The teachers want you to jump off a bridge so they don’t have to teach you. This place is terrible and no one learns stuff here. Every seventh grader has a juul and drinks rockstar. Every sixth grader has a boyfriend/girlfriend. And eighth graders try to fight everyone and smoke weed. The lunch room smells like a dead fish and the lunch treys the pizza comes on taste better than the pizza. One person in seventh grade got caught taking pictures in the girls locker room.(he was a boy)

PPMS Sucks

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ppm

Preferred Prime Minister.
At the last polls, 'Johnny' waz the PPM by 4.25 percentage points.

Therefore a car with the numberplate PPM321 or PPM687 is known as the Johhny.

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PPM

Poop Per Month

"Bro what was your PPM?"

PPM

means “personal pleasure machine”, referring to a significant other.

Guys, say hello to my PPM Kyle!

PPM

Pay Per Meet, prideful prostitute says PPM instead of say PtP, pay to play

I’m only looking for ppm

PPM

Pussies per minute (ppm) is a general term used to measure how much pussy a guy gets. Derived from revolutions per minute (rpm), ppm can be used to help an individual convey how much sexual intercourse he has.

Keep in mind that PPM is not an exact measurement as getting pussy each individual minute would be a difficult venture. PPM is a general estimate of how much sex an individual has and with how many women recently. PPM should not be used in comparisons or competitions; each PPM is determined by the individual and cannot be factually proven.

“Dude ever since I broke up with my girlfriend my ppm went up like two numbers”

“I heard you hooked up with a girl last night from the bar”

“Yeah, I’m just trying to pat my PPM stats”