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(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body
Friend: We're leaving in 5 min.
Me: Ok imma take a quick PTA shower.
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A rushed female bath that only includes the pussy, tits, and armpits.
I woke up late this morning and only had time for a PTA bath.
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The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.
"shit, I have to grab a PTA shower, I slept in and now I'm late for work!!"
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Princess Twinkle Annie Star. An acronym for the most beautiful, special girl in the entire world.
Throughout time, there has never ever been anyone nearly so cute as PTAS.
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When everyone at a bar, restaurant or club is older than you by at least one generation.
Guy 1: "Dude want to go to that bar in Florida by the bingo place?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."
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The tendency for people, particularly women, to believe that anything they don't like or are uncomfortable with should be illegal.
The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.
Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.
People with PTA Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."
"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."
"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."
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PTA stands for Pussy Tits and Ass, a PTA meeting is a girls only party
"I'm going to a PTA meeting tonight"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
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