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In World of Warcraft, a Paladin is an Alliance-only class which is a cross between a warrior and a healer. Paladins have various ways to make themselves invulnerable, and through their various ways of healing, make every one-on-one fight with one take far too long to be worth your time. Thus, it makes the class very appealing to wussies, n00bs, and 12 year olds. In comparision to all other classes, Paladins require the least amount of skill to play and win with.
Dude, Gary went Paladin. I've lost all respect for him.
Paladins are Warriors with training wheels.
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A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.
Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.
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A Chocolate drink made in Barcelona, Spain that is the thickest hot chocolate that you've ever tasted. Usually served with a teaspoon and used for dipping freshly made croissants or donuts into. Can be enjoyed any time of year and is created by Nutrexpa of Spain.
Yo amore mi Paladin Instantaneo! Disfruta de PALADIN en cualquier momento. En tan solo 2 minutos preparate un excelente PALADIN a la taza. Esta buenisimo!
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A very boring character to be on World of Warcraft, due to a lack offensive magic so they pretty much use melee combat all the time. Paladins are also pretty hard to kill due to their magical abilities. Plus they get a free steed at level 40, bastards.
So like this n00b duelled me when I was playing my Paladin character and tried to kill me but then I cast Divine Protection and then healed myself up.
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1. A knight on King Arthur's round table, they are noble and brave champions who only want to protect people
2. dumbass kids on World of Warcraft that wanted to be warriors that could heal. In PvP combat they typically just stall until a real class comes along, becuase by then the opponent is usually out of mana.
1. Paladins are holy knights of honor who would never run away from a fight
2. Shield and Hearth!
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Paladin. The one class in World of Warcraft wich requires the absolute of no skills.
One choosing a paladin may suggested to be a person wich lack of gaming skills, rater to be a 12 years old kid.
If you see a paladin, just hit him once, and he will turn the invincible shield up and do the "return-to-home-inn" teleport thingy, and voila - no more paladin in yer way.
- Look! there's a paladin, let's kill him!
/cast shield /cast heartstone
- Now why did he do that? oh, yeah, right, he's a paladin, after all.
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A peice of shit character on world of warcraft,They lack skills because they rely on their free steeds and fucked up aurmour.Half the time the fucking bitches hide behind their fag boy magic to "own" noobz,But in reality paladins are total fucktards.One paladin that stands out is Sparteh of the server Ursin, he is owned by none other then Tarvsi Eanday AKA Travis,Travis is a radically strange and racist user who thinks world of warcraft is based on his fucktard paladin.He thinks he can onw because of his 1 hit every 3.6 seconds and his trinket and divine intervention...But he is actualy a fucking noob.Because I could own him on a rouge like pfft just stealth and backstab the nigger.This is travis reaction when told him on msn that i could own him with my mates rogue.Blakeus: i could own u on my freinds rogue.
Travis:
LALWL NOT EVEN NOOOB I would uze teh trinket and hit U LOILOL)OLOLOLOLOL U RNOOB NOOB LOLOL WTF I would uze my mad as divine intervention to maKE ME SO 1337 lwlwlewl rofL and THEN I WOULD HEAL UPZORSSSDSSS >loloL.ollOLOL OLOLOLO LR ETT TEEEE EETT TEET TTT.
If you wopuld like a better definition of paladin see the words
Fucktard,Pussy,Bitch,Woman or noob.
Travis has a noob paladin that eats arse.
Blakeus:Polymorphed nigga get dat shit outta here!
Travis:U CANT FUCKING ME IM A FUCKING PALADIN REEET TRINKET!!!!!!
Blakeus:Polymorphed again,trinketr wont help now,u have to wait 5 mins.Frost nova!
Travis:I can just cleanise that shit.
Blakeus:Pyroblast,Frost nova
Travis: HACKER HACK LOL NO ONE CAN BEAT ME UNLESS THEY R TEH HACKS!LAWL!!!!1
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