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MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.
MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.
PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.
emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
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When your girl is jerking you off and you nut in her hand and she slowly moves her hand away from your dick creating a lightning look with your nut.
Dude my girl pulled an emperor palpatine last night.
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A term for when one is swindled or scammed.
After getting charged too much at the airport
They pulled a Fat Palpatine on us.
'Palpatine A Relationship' is a term used to describe the act of carefully planning, executing, and manipulating other people's relationships to suit your own desires. Such as planning the demise of your friends relationship so you can date his girl.
Kos: Dude, why did Steve break up with his girl?
Milky: Bro, John manipulated Steve into breaking up with her so he could date his girl!
Kos: Ah, I've seen this before, he totally just pulled a 'Palpatine A Relationship' on Steve.
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When the director keeps on bringing you back in the third installment of all the trilogies
Guy 1:That guy just keeps coming back!
Guy 2: He must have Palpatine syndrome!
When you give your girlfriend an electric shock the same time you cum in her mouth. Wxecutionable with many different common household objects, just like a taser for delf defense, or a car battery.
1: Dude, I just had the best sex ever!
2: I know, I heard the screaming when you performed the Dirty Palpatine.
Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.
"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"
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