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Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you
I got sleep paralysis again
When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him
“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”
When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.
Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.
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analysis paralysis set in after 2 hours of trying to make sense of the system.
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The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.
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All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese
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A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.
Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.
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