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Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!
oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face)
die!!!
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The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.
"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"
"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"
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Most arrogant douchebag in the NFL. Whoa, hold on, that would be Jerry Jones. Whoa, hold the phone, I meant Terrell Owens. Hey wait a minute! They are all together - The AssHoley Trinity.
Belichek doesn't like his assistant leaving to coach another team. Who does he think he is, Bill Parcells?
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Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).
'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'
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The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!
I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken
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Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.
A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'
You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.
Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.
A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.
“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”