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People who you have every urge to kill somethimes and love the other times and on times you would like to pretnd don't exist.
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the only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn watching.
Hey man your parents caught you again man, did they take your computer?
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Retarded adults whose sole purpose is to make your life miserable. They annoy the living shit out of you and set so many rules you can’t do anything fun. They can also be very nosy and ask you billions upon billions of questions. They think they know what’s best for you when really they’re far from it. Then they expect you to love and respect them. Don’t listen to these people. Soon you’ll be out of their torturing and free to live your life.
Person 1’s parents won’t let him get out of his house or do anything.
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1) The coupled adults that give birth or adopt a child.
2) The coupled adults that tend to have misconceptions and arguments on how to manage the lives of youth, attmepting to restrict freedoms, rights, privileges of their biological and/or adopted children in what they consider to be the "best interests" of the child, regardless of age, sex, creed, or legal standing.
3) The coupled adults that agree that no matter how logical or ethical their biological or adopted child's decision may be, they still know better than said person and have no duty to listen to or understand the point of view of that person regardless of age, sex, creed, or legal standing.
1a) John and Jane gave birth to Billy and they are his parents.
1b) John and Joe (or Jane and Joan)adopted Billy and they are his parents.
2) John and Jane have told Billy he is grounded again because he got a B- on his last test. Billy believes he can't leave his room because his parents said so.
3) Although Billy loves Susie and has gotten her pregnant at the age of 21, his parents agree that he cannot marry her because it would look bad for his parents if Billy marrid such a trashy whore.
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Creatures that were made to ruin your life and to make you miserable forever. They do not approve of urban dictionary and are the biggest hippocrites you will ever meet. If you are lucky, your parents may not hit you with a stick, be biased or force you to learn more than one language. Good luck with your parents.
Parents: No. Your not getting a phone because I don't want you avoiding face to face interaction and using your phone all the time.
*avoids face to face interaction and uses phone all the time*
1.the people who act like they own you and can ground you whenever the fuck they want for no reason
2. the assholes who take your hard earned money out of your bank account to give to your older sister. because your money was just "sitting in the account anyways"
3. people that use the "because i'm the parent" excuse
kid:mom i got a B on my test!!!
mom:you're grounded!!
kid:but why?
mom:because i'm the parent
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People who are constantly trying to ruin your life.Or trying to embarress you to death or trying to "help" but instead,in the process,just making matters worse.
Parent:"Honey!I told julie that cheerleader girl,to help you with your training bra after swimming!" or "James!You can't go to that "Killers" concert!" or (In front of half the school)"Janelle!On tuesday we're shopping for pads!I Love you Bubblebutt!Make new friends, Janelly Welly pook!"
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