Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

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parking

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

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park it

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I like to park it with big bosoms.

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Park

n. Where, at night (or during the day when kids aren't around) people, usually teenagers, go to smoke weed and/or drink.

v. To go to a park and ingest marijuana and/or alcohol.

Hey, want to go get high in that park?

Hey, want to park tonight?

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The Park

Also meaning Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. Hundreds hang out, buy/smoke pot, drink and sleep there. All the inhabitants commonly just refer to it as 'the Park'

Hey Dude, I've got 3 40's so Ill meet you at our camp back in THE PARK.

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parking it

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.

"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"

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park it

In golf, to make a great shot, inches from the hole.

Golfer #1 "Okay, partner, let me see you park it."
Golfer#2 "Hell, I'm just gonna make it."