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The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.
fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !
When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.
What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice
Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.
"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."
When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.
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The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.
The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.
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The act of cupping your hand,sticking it down your pants covering your ass hole and farting into it then closing your hand and enjoying your sent
yo man you wanna sniff my Burnt Pastry?
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The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.
It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.
Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.
Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!
Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis
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