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The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.
Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.
Adorable name for a cow. Used typically by those in the Mid-West due to the actions of the bovine and their large, but playful nature.
"aww, look at the little baby pasture pupper."
referring to a male or female's genital regions.
I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long
The act of riding a dirt bike or quad through an empty field of pasture, usually at very fast speeds.
Jim bob has been out there pasture blasting on his Yamaha all afternoon.
The farmers daughter who is set to inherit the farm and all amenities included.
Synonyms: Wife Material
Guy 1: "You asked out Jackie?! I thought you said she wasnt your type"
Guy 2: "I found out she's an only child. She's a pasture princess they don't have to be pretty. They just need to not believe in prenups."