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Liam Payne(one fifth of one direction)'s 10 inch dick
Danielle(his girlfriend): I wanna ride the Payne Train!
Liam: I can make that happen. :)
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Liam James Payne From One Direction.
Liam Payne, A Puppy On A Magical Rainbow Filled With Lucky Charms And Anti-Spoon Spray And Adorableness And fluffiness And He Is the Nicest Person On Earth.
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"A fugitive undercover cop framed for murder, and now hunted by the cops and the mob. Max is a man with his back against the wall, fighting a battle he cannot hope to win. Prepare for a new breed of deep action game. Prepare for pain..."
It started three years ago; Max came home after a long day at work. No one answered when he came in the door of his home. Upstairs he found his wife and daughter murdered at the hands of junkies high on a new designer drug called Valkyr. He swore revenge against the drug that drove people to this. He joined the DEA as an undercover cop, infiltrating the Mafia and the underground world of New York. But he was framed, accused of killing his long time friend and partner, Alex. Wanted by the cops and with no other options available, Payne goes on a blood-soaked thrill-ride through New York, working his way from lesser thugs to the bigger crime bosses to get to the top, and expose the true identity of those responsible for the induced hell that is Valkyr.
Max Payne is a fugitive undercover cop with nothing to lose.
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1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.
2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.
Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!
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he used to have turtles, but there dead
Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead
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Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.
I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne
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