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Pedro is the cutest and sexiest person you could ever meet.
Pedro is the finest person in the world
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Sexual move.
A man is having sex win a woman in the doggy style position. He fakes orgasm, pull his cock out of the woman's body and spits on her back, simulating ejaculation.
She then turns around thinking it's all over, and at that precise moment, the man comes on her face, in the region between the nose and the mouth, creating a mustache, i.e. the Pedro.
"Last night, I did the Pedro to some random girl I met at a bar."
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A student that just moved to PHS from Mexico. He later becomes Napolean Dynamite's best friend, gets rejected by Summer Weatley, and goes to the school dance with his friend Deb. At the dance, he decides that he wants to fun for student body president. With the help of Napolean, he wins and defeats evil Summer.
Pedro- "Do you think anyone will vote for me"
Napolean- "Heck YES! I would."
Pedro- "I dont have much to say...If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. thank you"
Napolean- (dances and wears a Vote for Pedro T-shirt. Hes frikin awesome!)
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A Pedro is a person who is bad at making friends and does not like to be with other people at first. He is shy and quiet but he is pretty smart and creative
He has a big crush on one girl he know he will never end up with . He is a very nice and helpful person who does his best to keep his friend happy he is something annoying and wired but that the best part because he is not like anyone else he would not do any harmful thing and hated injustice and violence that is what a real Pedro is a weird guy who try to enjoy life to the max
You are lucky to be Pedro's friend
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Pedro is fucking awesome and he gets all the bitches, he is better than all of his friends and they wish they could be like Pedro. Pedro is also above average height btw
Look at Pedro being above average height
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Bro 1: Dude there's Pedro!!
Bro 2: He's the essence of manliness!!
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Pedro is the most sexiest and cutest person you could ever meet
Pedro is the finest person in the world
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